Why you shouldn't root for DA BEARS

When was the last time the Chicago Bears had a competent quarterback? I can't say offense because Walter Payton was a legendary running back. He was the Barry Sanders of Chicago, only he won a Super Bowl.

Speaking of which, how badly can one franchise milk one stellar season? Ever since that magical 1985 season, the team has double-doinked their way through the league. Also, as funny as the Super Fans are, they make every Polish-American in the midwest look like a bunch of idiots. That's why you should avoid the Bears at all costs. At least both baseball teams won a World Series each in the past 15 seasons...