COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH! It's interesting that we celebrate the independence of the United States by grilling meat and launching fireworks while scaring the shit out of our pets. Unfortunately, MLB didn't start their season in time for Independence Day, which would've been the most American thing of all.
In a sense, Independence Day is the mark of the year's midway point. Soon, you will have your children going back to school. Then, it'll be a parade of holidays. Halloween, Thanksgiving, then Christmas. So in a way, Independence Day is ushering in these cycles.
That's not a bad thing. After all, America is far from perfect, as proven by recent current events. However, many of us Americans would rather be shopping for some patriotic bacon than filling their carts with sauerbraten or crumpets. America. Fuck yeah.
My life! Food, sports, school. It's what it is!