$4 Billion Worth of Shit

Still true. This is a team that's the most valuable in the NBA, yet they're riding a 17-game losing streak right now. Their last home win was on December 1st. The Knicks are 2-30 in their last 32 games.

This is a team that is trying hard to recruit Kevin Durant, mind you. They're also trying to bring Kyrie Irving on board. New York was even linked to Anthony Davis during the trade deadline period! With the amount of tanking the Knicks have done in spite of the NBA's efforts to curb such activity, you'd think they're trying to get Zion Williamson as well.

But can the Knicks be successful in their plan? They just gave away Kristaps Porzingis for peanuts and Dennis Smith Jr. in order to get Durant. Either that will go down as the moment the Knicks turned everything around and got the guy they wanted or it could just be another Knicks-y move. The crazy thing is that this might actually work! In the meantime, here's their owner playing a mean kazoo! Hit it, James Dolan!

Ladies and gentlemen, the man who's trying to bring Zion, KD, and Kyrie under the same roof. God bless the Madison Square Garden if his plan comes to fruition.